It has an amazing story. Apparently you are a child who found a punch of animals and when you tried to infiltrate their farm life, they opened a boxing gym... and you decide "what the hell? Let us box!"
"You are going down Owl/Bat/Penguin creature... Seriously, what the fuck are you?"You play a boy who punches animals. Thankfully you can name your own character because I named my character (say it with me now): Donkey Puncher!
Classy, I know.
But what the hell else was I supposed to name it? Albert? That just wouldn't be taking advantage of the situation provided Animal Boxing... I'll post my review of Animal Boxing on What They Play when I finish it.
Grocery Store Inappropriateness!
I spent a good amount of time at the Grocery Store yesterday. If you are following my Twitter/Facebook status you likely have seen these pictures.
I am having a magical tea party with my friends:Terry the Frog who I tried kissing many times to turn into something else, because I don't dig frogs. Well, I didn't until we started kissing. The wedding is in June.
There is the Pig-Dog, Haneul, who works as a manicurist.
And of course, the Unicorn. There are those who call him... ... ... TIM!
I had a lot of fun, but my girlfriend dragged me out of there before I started placing them in precarious orgy positions, of which I know many.
Well, that is all for now. Stay tuned for the Bits and Bytes!
Bits and Bytes
- I didn't watch the Super Bowl, but I listened to it. Any commercials I should Youtube?
- Jeter needs Clinical Protection Deodorant... because he stinks. SWEET BURN!
- Top Gear is the best non-scripted show on TV.
- Gamefly has sent me FarCry 2. Which I am excited for.
- But Gamefly has yet to send me a second game. I am still hoping for NHL 09. But I'll take any of these Dead Space, Mirror's Edge, Okami, Metroid Prime 3, or Banjo & Kazooie.
- Update: I'm getting Okami from Gamefly! I can't wait.
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4 comments:
Hey Jeff...my God, Animal Boxing sounds like the game I've been waiting for ALL MY LIFE! It's classic! Daisy the milk cow, punch her out! Dave the pond duck, punch him out! And as for your grocery store adventures...pure awesomeness. Finally, with your Bits and Bytes, the Top Gear you guys get is the British version, I hope? Because surely, surely, surely, that show hasn't been Americanised?!?! (Pardon the blatant anti-Americanisms)
You should check the CareerBuilder.com commercial. You will find it eerily relevant.
My favorites were the e*Trade, Cash4Gold, and Coke (MMO) ones.
My Captcha word-of-the-blog is: untst.
Ugh, I need to see if I can fix the embedded commenting thing. This pop-out just isn't doing it for me.
Niko, I'll check those out and report my findings directly to you.
Will. No, I watch the UK version of Top Gear, though there is an American one in the works.
I'll give it a chance, but you are right. It'll likely suck and involve someone being voted off.
That is a very interesting game. And the name speaks true to the events held within. Very nice of the developers to do that.
Oh, and I believe the animal up there is a blue cat, though I could be mistaken.
Look up the Doritos commercial with a snow globe. That was my favorite.
Hope you enjoy Okami. It is fantastic.
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